January 2012
98 posts
Top Ten Songs of 2011
Songs I listened to the most according to lastfm
The Velvet Underground - I’ll Be Your Mirror
Buffalo Springfield - Out of My Mind
J Dilla - Time: The Donut of the Heart
David Bowie - Always Crashing In The Same Car
Nico - These Days
Elliott Smith - A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity To Be Free
Brian Eno - Sombre Reptiles
The Ronettes - I Wonder
The Velvet Underground -...
“Are you sure this isn’t dubstep?”
– My little brother, about “Windowlicker” by Aphex Twin
December 2011
128 posts
Taking the Demon Test® may be the most important spiritual decision you make. This Test is the result of more than 30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls. Through this vast experience we have been able to design this test so that we may quickly determine an individual’s spiritual condition.
Pregnant? - m4w - 20 (Lane)
I have a major fantasy of fucking a pregnant woman. I think they are sexy, something about the glow they have, and magic of child birth. If you are an unattached pregnant woman, get a hold of me. There are some things you should know though, I cannot host, I am a virgin, I am also on the bigger side.
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Helen Keller and Shirley Temple are definitely NOT the same person.
You’re Not On A Skateboard, You’re “Onda Board!”
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ITISLOVE by Salvador Dali
ITISLOVE is an ultra sensual fragrance for women that draws you into a world of feverish and passionate nights where the heart beats wildly and the body delightfully succumbs to the most extravagant temptations.
Whimsical Clocks!
OUR BEST-SELLING
INDOOR/OUTDOOR
DOG BED
The glistening Santa is holding a lantern and a list that he’s checking twice.
One thing to note, as you walk further, you will feel a tension on the calves area and thighs.
I guess this is the “Shape-Ups” doing its work out. So I give this shoes two (2) thumbs up for being so comfy however, a bit bulky when you look at it from the top but still it’s cute and I love wearing it.
Harry Potter's Wand #NN7005
“I bought this wand for my 6 year old nephew and he told his mom that this was the best gift he has ever gotten in his ENTIRE life. I knocked this one out of the park. He has gotten wands before and sleeps with this one. Very authentic and fun. He even noticed the box which most kids don’t.”
—By Majolie
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Giving my sister an iTunes giftcard for Xmas that her best friend gave me for my birthday a year and a half ago
kim jong il looking at nothing and shitting his pants cuz he just died
Don’t name your daughter Synthia
The NOHaight Campaign is a silent protest photo project against teens driving to and taking pictures in front of Haight and Ashbury Streets in San Francisco. The campaign features photographs portraying people in front of a white backdrop wearing white t-shirts, their mouths taped shut and “NOHaight” painted on their cheek.
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SO Twitter pulled "#GodisNotGreat" because...
ih8religion:
ignatius-m:
sageoflogic:
Stay classy Twitter, stay classy.
Nice way to prove the Hitch’s point though.
For all the Hip$ters….
Please find a knife and accidentally run into it. All you guys are superficial idiots. You all look the same. You all lack originality. You were born an original but you are determined to die a copy. And you actually say that you are a hipster like you are proud. If somebody said to me that they were a hipster I would smack their mouth. You call yourselves...
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If you are afraid that you might be a hipster I think there are clinics that do conversion therapy for that kind of thing
Take a picture of yourself and tag it as “pretty”
“I think… this time… maybe we should make a “concept album.”
– Violent J
The Girl with the Dragon Tat 2
In case y’all are wondering, remaking a movie 2 years after it comes out is still unnecessary.
